according to ross in TOW the cop (5.16), he and rachel had sex 298 times.

now, they had dated for a year before they broke up in season 3.

a year = 365 days.

365-298 = 67

that’s only 67 nights in an entire year in which they did not consummate like bunnies..

and 298 divided by 52 nights a year… 5 times a week

say whut

horny bastards　

tow the morning after always makes me cry. it’s such a beautiful episode. and so nicely written. but i’m the biggest lobster shipper in the world. so it’s so hard to watch. 

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!

well you know what ross

fuck you 

should have fought for her a little more

and you know what rachel

fuck you

would have been nice if you’d married him before you had emma and not on the last episode

to conclude

fuck rachel

fuck ross

this is my to do list, yes.